What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-J W Pepper

Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?

A View to a Kill

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Live and Let Die

Octopussy

Do narcissists love their children?

-”Ah so!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Is homosexuality an excommunicable offense in Christianity?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do gun lovers think their right to own a weapon supercedes everyone else's right to be safe and not be shot?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Are you already having anal sex?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why are white men so obsessed with Asian women? I'm friends with people from all different backgrounds but I never see my other non-white male friends obsess over or talk about Asian women like I've seen the white ones do.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

You Only Live Twice

What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dr No

My grandmother deeded me her house before she passed last year. Her son still lives there refusing to move. What steps should I take to have him removed?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun